Married with Children

Married with Children1987

11 year comedy about a man who sells shoes for a living, with his bon-bon Oprah watching wife, his ever horny son and dim-witted daughter along with the pesky neighbor and her two husbands. more »



Bud Bundy:
You're... you're... me.

Bud Bundy:
[as Cool Bud] No, I am not you.

Bud Bundy:
What do you mean you're not me? You look just like me.

Bud Bundy:
[as Cool Bud] Hey, don't insult me. I am not you! Well actually, I'm part of you. I'm the part of you that's cool. You're the rest.

Bud Bundy:
Well, why are you here?

Bud Bundy:
[as Cool Bud] Because I can't stand it anymore. Every year you trot me out to the ladies, full of hopes, and every time you come back with your tail between my legs. I'll be damned if I'm going to spend the rest of my life down here in this basement. That's why I'm here. To teach you how to be cool.

Bud Bundy:
Mommy! Help!

Bud Bundy:
[as Cool Bud] Oh, this is going to be easy.

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