Married with Children1987

[Al comes home from work and sits beside Peggy sitting on the living room couch watching TV as usual]

Al:
Hi, Peg. [to the TV set] Hi, Oprah. [to Peggy] Peg, I made a mistake. Before I left for work today, I used to think that all women were totally useless. Now I realize that it's just you. I used to think that all men were loses, destined to marry the worst possible mate. Now I realize that it's just me.

Peggy Bundy:
Huh? Oh, sorry Al. I didn't here you come in. I was watching Oprah.

Al:
That's okay, Peg. I was talking to Oprah. Anyway, I'm trying to say that I was wrong about other women as well as my co-worker, Aaron, wanting to get married. If he wants to get married, I will support him in that aspect. With his supportive wife, I'll live my life through him. I'll live his sports life through him. I'll live his daily routine through him. I'll even live his sex life through him.

Peggy Bundy:
Huh? Oh, sorry Al. I didn't here you come in. I was watching Oprah.