Married with Children1987

Bud:
[thinking] Two, two, two babes at once. God, I envy me!

Student:
Hey, did you guys hear the news, Miss McGowan's dating a student!

Student:
She ran off with a football player.

Student:
Yeah. She said he was the only one who could ever satisfy her.

Bud:
[thinking] No big thing, that leaves me more time to give to the younger babe.

[Darlene pulls away from Bud]

Bud:
Good news babe, now you've got me all to yourself.

Darlene:
Drop dead! If you can't satisfy an older woman like Miss McGowan, what the hell would I want with you?

Bud:
Well, let's just see how you feel when the new teacher gets here. I haven't seen a temp that didn't need a little lovin'

Mrs. A. Mariner:
[an ugly old woman appears] I'm Mrs. A. Mariner and I'll be the new teacher for the rest of the semester. [Mrs. Mariner sees Bud and pinches his cheek]

Bud:
[thinking] and then again, there's always Chuck E. Cheese with Dad. Well, great thing about being at the bottom is you can't fall any lower.

Al Bundy:
[Al appears] You cradle robber! You Cher!