Married with Children1987

Kelly Bundy:
Hey, Bud, before you go, do us a favor and say, "I'm drinking milk, and one day I'm gonna be big and strong!"

[all the girls laugh]

Bud Bundy:
Funny, Kel. Oh, I almost forgot, there were a few messages for you. Let's see... Dan Peterson called. He said that tomorrow night behind the Seven-Eleven would be fine.

Kelly Bundy:
[quickly] Uh, Bud, I don't think we need to hear that now...

Lauren:
Dan Peterson? That's my boyfriend.

Bud Bundy:
[innocently] Oh, is he? Well, Kelly think's he's hers. Now let's see... Greg Barnett called, too. You have a date with him on Tuesday. Oh, and "wear something tight."

Tasha:
Wait a minute! I'm dating Greg.

Bud Bundy:
[innocently] Uh-oh. Well, let's see... whose boyfriend is Bobby Brocatto?

Karen, Charlene:
Mine.

Bud Bundy:
Uh-oh. Well, you guys have a lot to talk about. Good night.

[Bud exits]

Tasha:
You're seeing my Greg?

Lauren:
And Dan?

Kelly Bundy:
Well... I wasn't going to keep them.

Lauren:
Sow!

Tasha:
Trollop!

Lauren:
Tramp!

Tasha:
Slut!

Lauren:
Bundy!

[at that, Kelly hauls off and punches Lauren. A huge catfight begins, Bud taking pictures from the top of the stairs]

Bud Bundy:
Yum yum, gimme some!