Married with Children1987

Randolph:
Mr. Bundy and Mr. D'Arcy? I'm Randolph the innkeeper. I've been trying to get ahold of you. I want to tell you that there's been a slight change in your cabin assignments.

Jefferson D'Arcy:
What's the change?

Randolph:
You don't have one.

Al Bundy:
That's okay. We'll just bunk in with Helga and Inga.

Helga:
Ja, sure.

Randolph:
Helga, Inga, you're late for topless happy hour.

[Helga and Inga exit]

Jefferson D'Arcy:
[to Randolph] Hey, you can't just bump us out of here. We made our reservation for this place over a year ago. Here's the paperwork with our confirmation number.

Randolph:
[takes the paper from Jefferson and tears it in two; rude tone] So you did.

Al Bundy:
Hey, why'd you do that? What's your problem?

Randolph:
Let me explain something. You're nobodies and you have a reservation. Shannon Tweed is a famous actress and she doesn't have a reservation. Explanation over, now get off my property.