Monty Python's Flying Circus

Monty Python's Flying Circus1969

Director: Ian MacNaughton
Genre: Comedy
And now for something completely different -- and how. The brainy members of the Python troupe present sketches from the absurd to the obscure, and milk humor out of anything they come across. Just mention the "Dead Parrot" sketch, the &qu… more »



Mr Barnard:
What do you want?

Man:
Well I was told outside that...

Mr Barnard:
Don't give me that, you snotty faced heap of parrot droppings!

Man:
What?

Mr Barnard:
Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke you vacuous, toffy-nosed, malodorous pervert!

Man:
What? I came in here for an argument.

Mr Barnard:
Oh, oh oh I'm sorry, this is "abuse'. You want Room 12-A just along the corridor.

Man:
Oh sorry. Thank you very much, sorry, thank you. [Shuts the door] Stupid git.

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