Monty Python's Flying Circus1969

BBC Voiceover:
[along with caption] And now an appeal on behalf of the National Trust.

[but the caption reads "Truss']

Lady Presenter:
Good evening. My name is Leapy Lee. No, sorry. That's the name of me favourite singer. My name is Mrs Fred Stolle. No, no, Mrs Fred Stolle is the wife of me favourite tennis player. My name is Bananas. No, no, that's me favourite fruit. I'm Mrs Nice Evening Out At The Pictures Then Perhaps A Dance At A Club And Back To His Place For A Quick Cup Of Coffee And A Little Bit Of - no! No, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. Perhaps I am Leapy Lee? Yes, I must be Leapy Lee! Hello fans! Leapy Lee here!

[sings]

Lady Presenter:
Little arrows that will ...

[the phone rings; she answers it]

Lady Presenter:
Hello? Evidently I'm not Leapy Lee. I thought I probably wouldn't be. Thank you, I'll tell them.

[hangs up]

Lady Presenter:
Hello, Denis Compton here. No, no, I should have written it down.

[rummeges through her bag, talking to herself]

Lady Presenter:
Now where's that number... I'm Mao Tse Tung... I'm P.P. Arnold... I'm Margaret Thatcher... I'm Sir Gerald Nabarro...

[picks up the phone]

Lady Presenter:
Hello, Sir Len Hutton here. Could you tell me please... oh, am I? Oh, thank you.

[hangs up and addresses us]

Lady Presenter:
Good evening. I'm Mrs What Number Are You Dialling Please.

[a boxer comes in and punches her out]