Monty Python's Flying Circus1969

Face the Press' Interviewer:
Tonight on Face the Press, we're going to examine two different views of contemporary things. On my left is the Minister for Home Affairs who is wearing a striking organza dress in pink tulle with matching pearls and a dear Monte Carlo necklace. The shoes are in brushed pigskin with gold clasps by Maxwell of Bond Street. The hair is by Roger and the whole ensemble is crowned by a spectacular array of Christmas Orchids. And on my right putting the case against the government is a small patch of brown liquid, which could be creosote or some extract used in industrial varnishing. Good evening. Minister, may I put the question to you. In your plan 'A Better Britain for Us,' you claimed that you would build 88 thousand million billion houses a year in the greater London area alone. In fact, you've only built three in the past 15 years. Are you a bit disappointed with this result?

Minister for Home Affairs:
No, no. I would like to answer this question, if I may, in two ways. Firstly, in my normal voice, and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine.