Monty Python's Flying Circus1969

Second Hermit:
Hello, are you a hermit by any chance?

Frank the Hermit:
Yes that's right. Are you a hermit?

Second Hermit:
Yes, I certainly am.

Frank the Hermit:
Well I never. What are you getting away from?

Second Hermit:
Oh you know, the usual - people, chat, gossip, you know.

Frank the Hermit:
Oh I certainly do - it was the same with me. I mean there comes a time when you realize there's no good frittering your life away in idleness and trivial chit-chat. Where's your cave?

Second Hermit:
Oh, up the goat track, first on the left.

Frank the Hermit:
Oh they're very nice up there, aren't they?

Second Hermit:
Yes they are, I've got a beauty.

Frank the Hermit:
A bit drafty though, aren't they?

Second Hermit:
No, we've had ours insulated.

Frank the Hermit:
Oh yes.

Second Hermit:
Yes, I used birds' nests, moss and oak leaves round the outside.

Frank the Hermit:
Oh, sounds marvellous.

Second Hermit:
Oh it's a treat, it really is, 'cos otherwise those stone caves can be so grim.

Frank the Hermit:
Yes they really can be, can't they? They really can.

Second Hermit:
Oh yes. [Third hermit passes by]

Norman the Hermit:
Morning Frank.

Frank the Hermit:
Morning Norman. Talking of moss, er you know Mr Robinson?

Second Hermit:
With the, er, green loin cloth?

Frank the Hermit:
Er no, that's Mr Seagrave. Mr Robinson's the hermit who lodges with Mr Seagrave.

Second Hermit:
Oh I see, yes.

Frank the Hermit:
Yes well he's put me onto wattles.

Second Hermit:
Really?

Frank the Hermit:
Yes. Swears by them. Yes.