Monty Python's Flying Circus1969

Housewife:
[trying to seduce the inspector] It's a nice day, isn't it?

Inspector:
Yes, yes. The weather situation is generally favourable. There's a ridge of high pressure settling in over Ireland, which is moving steadily eastwards bringing cloudy weather to parts of the West Country, Wales, and areas west of the Pennines.

[pulls down a weather map out of nowhere]

Inspector:
On tomorrow's chart, the situation remains the same, with this occluded front bringing drier, warmer weather. Temperature's about average for the time of year; that's 3 degrees Centigrade, 44 degrees Fahrenheit, so don't forget to wrap up well. That's all from me. Good night.

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