Monty Python's Flying Circus1969

Host:
Did you write this symphony in the shed?

Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson:
No!

Host:
Have you written any of your recent works in this shed of yours?

Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson:
No, no, not at all. It's just an ordinary garden shed.

Host:
I see, I see. And you're thinking of buying this second shed to write in!

Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson:
No, no. Look. This shed business... it doesn't really matter. The sheds aren't important. A few friends call me "Two Sheds" and that's all there is to it. I wish you'd ask me about the music. Everybody talks about the sheds. They've got it out of proportion... I'm a composer. I'm going to get rid of the shed. I'm fed up with it!

Host:
Then you'll be Arthur "No Sheds" Jackson, eh?