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Max:
Listen, I have something to tell you and it's not very easy and I would just like to sit down. Lisa doesn't have a crush on me, and that was just a big stupid lie that I made up because I want to tell how much I really feel about you.

Beth:
Oh, so you just lie to me over and over and over?

Max:
Sort of.

Beth:
Why?

Max:
Because I was embarrassed.

Beth:
Max, Max, you didn't need to be embarrassed.

Max:
Well then, do you forgive me?

Beth:
Not a chance in hell you LOSER!

Lisa:
So how did that go?

Max:
Not very well.

Lisa:
That's OK, Beth doesn't stay really mad for long.

Beth:
I hate you and I hope you get run over by a bus!