NewsRadio1995

Bill:
I need you to sign off on today's installment of the McNeil Perspective. This one is kind of a hot topic.

Dave Nelson:
Oh, really? Let me guess. Is this the third installment of your series on why people should be allowed to smoke in movie theaters like in the olden days?

Bill:
No, no. I think I was really just preaching to the converted on that one. But it did generate some interesting mail.

Dave Nelson:
Ah, yeah. Are you referring to the letter that described you as Andy Rooney without a sense of humor?

Bill:
Nonsense. *Andy Rooney* is Andy Rooney without a sense of humor.