NewsRadio1995

[Matthew, dressed as a British Punk, is kicking the vending machine]

Dave Nelson:
Matthew, what are you doing?

Matthew Brock:
[British accent] I was trying to get a packet of crisps and this flippin' machine stole me quid!

Dave Nelson:
First of all, in this country we use dollars, not quids; we call them potato chips, not crisps; and we do not kick vending machines.

Matthew Brock:
You know what I say to that? [Flashes MAYHEM tattoo on stomach] Revolution!

Dave Nelson:
It actually says mayhem.

Matthew Brock:
[regular voice] Well, I was going to get revolution, but it was too many letters.