Nip/Tuck2003

Sean McNamara:
Matt's having trouble at school, and he told you this?

Christian Troy:
He's torn up. I guess he was showering in gym and sh*t and some tough guys were laughing at him and calling him AntEater.

Sean McNamara:
AntEater?

Christian Troy:
Basically, he's self-conscious about his dick, and he wants a circumcision.

Sean McNamara:
He doesn't need a circumcision. That's a vanity operation.

Christian Troy:
We're in the vanity business, Sean. It's what we do. Appearance is everything to a kid. It's how you fit in. Snip, snip, he feels better about himself, and you, sir, can make that happen. How cool is fatherhood?

Sean McNamara:
I'm not doing anything to my son's penis or my wife's breasts. I don't want my family infected by what we do here.