Nip/Tuck2003

Christian Troy:
Sorry I'm late.

Miss Wentworth:
Have a seat, Mr. McNamara.

Christian Troy:
It's Troy. Dr. Christian Troy.

Miss Wentworth:
I'm confused. I thought you were his father.

Christian Troy:
I am. I'm his, uh, biological father.

Matt McNamara:
I have 2 dads.

Miss Wentworth:
Well, was there a divorce? Oh, got it. 2 dads. Emily Willis has 2 momies. We're seeing more and more of this.

Christian Troy:
Matt's father is my partner, Dr. Sean McNamara.

Miss Wentworth:
I understand.

Matt McNamara:
They're not gay, Miss Wentworht. My Mom slept with Christian before she married my Dad.

Adrian Moore:
Technically, I don't have any father figures, but Matt's living in my house and screwing my Mom, so I pretend he's my Dad.

Ava Moore:
It's true, Miss Wentworth. Matt and I are lovers. I was his life coach.

Adrian Moore:
You see, Matt has a problem. He's a premature ejaculator.

Miss Wentworth:
Ok, enough. I deal with dysfunctional families on a daily basis. And trust me, everyone has a story, and none of you are that special.