One Tree Hill2003

Haley James:
Did you ever pick out your porn name?

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
What are you talking about?

Haley James:
Your porn name. Um, you know. You take the name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name, you put them together. What was the name of your first pet?

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
You know that. I had a dog named Rocket.

Haley James:
Oh, Rocket. I loved Rocket. So, your mother's maiden name is Roe. Rocket Roe. Nice.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
What's yours?

Haley James:
Oh, I had a bunny named Bunny.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
You named the bunny Bunny.

Haley James:
Yes, I did. And my mother's maiden name is Beaugard. So...

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Bunny Beaugard.

Haley James:
Bunny Beaugard. Dawson's Freaks, starring Rocket Roe and Bunny Beaugard.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Nice.

Haley James:
Shut Up.