Pushing Daisies2007

Olive:
How was your convention?

Ned:
Conventional. How's Digby?

Olive:
A little neurotic. He's a very needy dog. Do you pet him? Maybe if you pet him every once in a while, he wouldn't be so neurotic.

Ned:
I pet him. I'm allergic, so I don't actually touch him, but I pet him.

Olive:
With a stick? How do you *pet* him?

Ned:
A stick is involved but it's more like a handle to a p-p-p-petting device.

Olive:
Your dog needs to be touched. [seductively] We *all* need to be touched.

Ned:
You touch him, other people have touched him.

Olive:
[moving Ned's hands to her shoulders] He's your dog. Do you, uh, touch anything?

Ned:
Of course. I touch lots of things.

Olive:
With affection? When was the last time someone touched you with affection?

Ned:
I get touched. Could you get Digby's leash now?

Olive:
Hmmmmmmmm...

Ned:
[to Digby] You don't mind that I don't touch you, do you?