Roswell1999

Max:
So did you and Maria officially break up?

Michael:
I thought so. But the more she says, the more confusing it gets. She wants space, but she still wants me in her life. All I know for sure is that I'm not getting any. Let's grab a burger.

Max:
That's not exactly giving her space.

Michael:
I'm not gonna starve because I have a weird girlfriend.

Max:
You know, Liz's dad is still freaked. I'm not allowed in the Crashdown.

Michael:
Do it anyways, it'll make her hot.