Seinfeld

Seinfeld1989

Director: Art Wolff
Genre: Comedy
Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City. more »



George Costanza:
Don't get worked up, because you're going to know the whole story the minute she walks off the plane.

Jerry:
Really, how?

George Costanza:
Because it's all in the greeting. If she puts the bags down before she greets you, that's a good sign.

Jerry:
Right.

George Costanza:
Anything in the lip area is good.

Jerry:
Lip area, yeah.

George Costanza:
A hug, definitely good.

Jerry:
Hug is good. Although what if its one of those hugs, where the shoulders are touching, and the hips are 8 feet apart.

George Costanza:
Those are brutal.

Jerry:
You know how they do that.

George Costanza:
Also, you know a shake is bad.

Jerry:
Right a shake is bad. But what if its the two-hander? The hand on the bottom, the hand on the top, the warm look in the eyes.

George Costanza:
The hand sandwich.

Jerry:
Right.

George Costanza:
Well, that is open to interpretation because so much depends on the layering, and the quality of the wetness in the eyes.

George Costanza:
The surprise blindfold greeting. That wasn't in the manual.

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