Seinfeld1989

George Costanza:
[George and Jerry are seated as guests on "The Merv Griffin Show"] So, they're flying the tiny instruments in from El Paso.

Cosmo Kramer:
El Paso, I spent a month there one night.

Newman:
[laughing hard] El Paso!

Jerry Seinfeld:
What's he here for?

Cosmo Kramer:
He takes some of the pressure off of me. So Jerry what's going on with you? I understand there's a young lady in your life. Hmmm

Jerry Seinfeld:
Actually it's kind of a funny story.She has this amazing toy collection and last night I finally got to play with them.

Cosmo Kramer:
Well it sounds like things are progressing. Do I hear wedding bells?

Newman:
Are you married right now? [Kramer slaps Newman]

Jerry Seinfeld:
Actually she doesn't even know about the toys. I gave her the wrong kind of medicine and I guess she passed out.

Cosmo Kramer:
What do you mean "wrong kind of medicine"?

Jerry Seinfeld:
[to George] She's even got that old Mattel football game that we love.

George Costanza:
Ah come on! You got to get me over there!

Cosmo Kramer:
Wait a minute! You mean to say that you drugged a woman so you could take advantage of her toys? [to Newman] Could we pause a moment? [Newman turns on "commercial break music"] Jerry, now what you do with your personal life is your business but when your on my set, you clean it up mister!

Newman:
I told you he was a risk.

Jerry Seinfeld:
Oh like he's not just carrying you and has been for years!

Newman:
Yeah? Well you bombed! That story stunk worse than these chairs. [Kramer mediates]

Cosmo Kramer:
["Commercial music" ends] Smile everyone we're back.