Seinfeld

Seinfeld1989

Director: Art Wolff
Genre: Comedy
Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City. more »



Kenny:
You worn the suit yet?

Jerry Seinfeld:
No, not yet.

Hildy:
[the waitress comes up] Have you decided?

Kenny:
Oh, get the swordfish. Best swordfish in the city. The best, Jerry.

Jerry Seinfeld:
I'll have the salmon.

Hildy:
And you?

Kenny:
Ahh, you know what I think. I'm just going to have soup. Yeah, I'll save the meal for another time.

Jerry Seinfeld:
Another time? What other time?

Kenny:
I had a hot dog earlier. I'm not that hungry.

Jerry Seinfeld:
No, no, Bania, no. This is the dinner. The soup counts.

Kenny:
Soup's not a meal. You're supposed to buy me a meal.

Jerry Seinfeld:
I'm not stopping you from eating. Go ahead and eat. Get anything you want.

Kenny:
I don't want anything but soup.

Jerry Seinfeld:
Then that's the meal.

Kenny:
But I had the hot dog.

Jerry Seinfeld:
I didn't tell you to have a hot dog. Who told you to have a hot dog?

Kenny:
Hey, I give you a brand-new Armani suit, and you won't even buy me a meal?

Jerry Seinfeld:
All right, fine. Get the soup!

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