Seinfeld1989

Jerry:
What are lawyers, really?

Jerry:
To me, a lawyer is basically the person that knows the rules of the country.

Jerry:
We're all throwing the dice, playing the game...

Jerry:
...moving our pieces around the board, but if there's a problem...

Jerry:
...the lawyer is the only person that has read the inside of the top of the box.

Jerry:
I think one of the fun things for them is to say "objection".

Jerry:
"Objection! Objection, Your Honour."

Jerry:
"Objection", of course, is the adult version of "'fraid not".

Jerry:
To which the judge can say two things: He can say "overruled", which is the adult version of "'fraid so".

Jerry:
Or he can say "sustained", which is the adult version of "duh".