Sex and the City1998

Carrie:
[voice over narration] That night, I thought I could put the whole Barbara thing out of my mind. After all, Mr. Big was with me now.

Barbara, Mr. Big's Ex-Wife:
Nibbling his ear lobes? How sweet. Let me show you how it's really done.

Carrie:
[voice over narration] So I guess you couldn't avoid a threesome. Because even if you're the only person in the bed, someone has always been there before you.

Mr. Big:
Hey, what just happened? Where'd you go?

Carrie:
Preoccupied.

Mr. Big:
No kidding. About what?

Carrie:
[voice over narration] Your ex-wife's breasts, your ex-wife's lips, your ex-wife's long legs. [Spoken]... My column.

Mr. Big:
You know, I didn't tell you I was married because it was a long time ago.

Carrie:
What happened?

Mr. Big:
Alienation of affection, followed by divorce. Let's not talk about the past, please.

Carrie:
[voice over narration] What Mr. Big didn't realise was the past was sleeping right next to me. The next day the flesh and blood Barbara asked me to lunch.