Shining Time Station1989

Mr. Conductor:
[invisible, causing Matt to look around] Here - you missed a spot. It's this window over here. You did the others, but don't miss this one. [Matt dusts it] That's a good lad. [appears and bows, causing Matt to draw back] Can't do a job halfway. What's worth doing is worth doing well, I say. And that goes double when you're doing my windows, because they're double-paned: a pain in the neck and a pain to clean. Do you know what I see when I look at *that* clean window?

Matt:
No.

Mr. Conductor:
The inside of the switch-house. What else would I see? Well done, lad. What's your name?

Matt:
Matt-Matthew, M... Matt!

Mr. Conductor:
Or is it Matthew-Matt-Matthew? And you may call me Mr. Conductor. Well, *you're* a good worker. You know who'd like you? My friend Thomas.

Matt:
Does... Thomas live in there with you?

Mr. Conductor:
Dear me, no. Thomas is a steam-engine, and he lives on the Island of Sodor.