Shining Time Station1989

Mr. Conductor:
Did I hear someone say something about honesty being the best policy?

Dan Jones:
Gee, Mr. Conductor, whenever you did the right thing, everything worked out.

Mr. Conductor:
Of course. Because when you're honest, things have a way of rolling along nicely. And speaking of rolling...

[skates towards the end of the table]

Dan Jones, Kara, Becky:
MR.CONDUCTOR! LOOK OUT!