Smallville2001

Clark Kent:
[arriving home, all smiles] Hello, citizens.

Martha Kent:
I'm not familiar with this child. Where's the moody one? Lives upstairs, runs real fast?

Clark Kent:
Oh, he's going on a date tonight. Not a "date" date, but to a concert.

Jonathan Kent:
Well, just who might this "not a date" date be with?

Clark Kent:
Lana Lang. Lex hooked me up with a couple of serious tickets and his limo.

Jonathan Kent:
[pointedly to Martha] Oh, he did.

Clark Kent:
It's okay if I go, right?

Jonathan Kent:
Well, I guess Lex Luthor has worked out all of our evenings for us.

Martha Kent:
Clark? Isn't Lana still going out with Whitney?

Clark Kent:
She's not married, mom.