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Chloe:
Check out what my connection at the coroner's office gave me. You're not gonna see anything of this in Jake's official autopsy report. Believe it or not, they're gills.

Lana:
That's disgusting.

Clark:
Personally, I find the gaping bullet wound more disturbing.

Lana:
Okay, if that shooter hadn't shown up when he did, I'd be dead. So forgive me if I don't have more sympathy for the gill boy who tried to drown me.

Clark:
Jake was exposed to the meteor rocks. He didn't ask for them.

Lana:
No, just like Greg Arkin didn't ask to become a bug boy, and Tina Greer didn't ask to become a bone morpher. Look, the fact is when they got their powers, they went psycho and tried to kill me. Tina even came back for seconds. Chloe's been attacked by more of these people than me. You remember Justin Gaines and Sean Kelvin?

Chloe:
Yeah. One tried to psychically impale me with farm implements, and the other just wanted my body heat. Thanks for the memories.

Clark:
I'm just saying a shot in the head is a little more extreme.

Lana:
What about all the times that you've saved us from these people, Clark? What makes you so different from this shooter?

Clark:
For starters, I've never killed anyone.

Lana:
Then how do you explain Tina Greer? The police found her body impaled in the alley.

Clark:
What happened to her she did to herself. I was protecting you.

Lana:
Spoken like a true vigilante.