Smallville2001

[trying to sneak Lana out of the house, Clark bumps into his parents]

Jonathan Kent:
Lana, this is about a whole lot more than just you, so if you don't mind, I'd like to speak to my son alone, please.

[Lana hurries out of the house]

Jonathan Kent:
You sit down.

Clark Kent:
Just... just remember I am eighteen, and I've been in love with Lana since I was, like, seven, so it's not like we just rushed into something here.

Martha Kent:
Please tell me you were at least... safe.

Clark Kent:
Yeah, mom.

Jonathan Kent:
Safe? Safe has got nothing to do with this. You shouldn't be doing anything like this, especially not under our roof.

Clark Kent:
Oh, like you didn't do it?

Jonathan Kent:
Clark, there's a lot of conversations I never had with you, because I didn't think I needed to have 'em.