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Chloe Sullivan:
If you raced here to see me, it must mean the "I Love Lois" show was preempted this week.

Clark Kent:
Come on, you know I always speed over when you call. Although, I may be responsible for your cousin vanishing from prime time.

Chloe Sullivan:
I was wondering why she skipped town without saying goodbye. What's up?

Clark Kent:
I, uh... I kissed her.

Chloe Sullivan:
Oh, yeah, that would definitely send her packing. I mean, no offense to you, Clark. It's just Lois' typical response to intimacy is usually to blow out of town.

Clark Kent:
I just don't know what happened, I went over to talk to her and the next thing I know, I couldn't stop myself.

Chloe Sullivan:
Yeah, I'm not surprised, Clark. You've had feelings for Lois since, like, the 1930s.