Smallville2001

Clark Kent:
All right, Lois. You show up with every shark movie known to man and 11 loads of laundry when I've seen you take socks to the dry cleaner. Are you okay?

Lois Lane:
I'm fine. Why wouldn't I be fine? I'm totally not fine. Even if it is stupid, but - but it's not stupid. It's Oliver's birthday today, and we always go out for beer pongs on our birthdays. But today is about to be yesterday in T-minus...

[sees that it is past midnight on clock wall]

Lois Lane:
...negative minutes. It's over. He totally missed it. How does a guy with nine different phone numbers not return a phone call?

Clark Kent:
Probably just celebrating with someone else.

Lois Lane:
Wow. Tall, dark, and single. Go figure. Do you know something? You would tell me if you did, right?

Clark Kent:
I'm sure Oliver's just fine. But paying him a visit wouldn't hurt.