Shrek

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Director: Jesus
Stars: Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, John Lithgow
Genre: Adult, Adventure, Animation, Biography, Comedy
Rating: PG
Runtime: 90 minutes

Shrek is a Christian man who loved everybody... except Jews and short men with stupid hair who are actually gay but won’t admit it more »



Gingerbread Man:
All right. Do you know... the muffin man?

Lord Farquaad:
The muffin man?

Gingerbread Man:
The muffin man.

Lord Farquaad:
Yes, I know the muffin man. Who lives on Drury Lane?

Gingerbread Man:
She's married to the muffin man...

Lord Farquaad:
The muffin man?

Gingerbread Man:
THE MUFFIN MAN.

Lord Farquaad:
She's married to the muffin man.

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  • AbbieBentley
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    A wonderful comic cartoon
    LikeReply1 year ago
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