Star Trek: Deep Space Nine1993

Chief O'Brien:
Keiko only spends a few days at a time on the station. I'm the one living in those quarters. And if I want to set up a little workshop in the bedroom...

Dr. Bashir:
You set up a workshop in the bedroom?

Chief O'Brien:
Yeah. I don't use it when she's visiting.

Dr. Bashir:
Of course not.

Chief O'Brien:
She says I'm trying to live like a bachelor again. That I'm expressing a subconscious desire to push her out of our quarters.

Dr. Bashir:
Now, that *is* ridiculous.

Chief O'Brien:
That's what I said!

Dr. Bashir:
I mean... if anything, by spending your free time in the bedroom, a place you intimately associate with Keiko, you are actually expressing a... desire to be closer to her, during her absence. It... 's quite touching, really.

Chief O'Brien:
Exactly! Exactly! See, you understand. Now, why can't she see that? Why can't she be more like...

Dr. Bashir:
More like...?

Chief O'Brien:
Well - a man. Mo-more like a man?

Dr. Bashir:
So... you wish... Keiko... was a man?

Chief O'Brien:
I wish I was on this trip with someone else, that's what I wish!