Better Off Dead...

     

Better Off Dead...1985

Stars: John Cusack, David Ogden Stiers, Kim Darby, Demian Slade
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Rating: PG
Runtime: 97 minutes

Lane Myer (John Cusack) is stuck in a personal hell. A compulsive, adolescent Everyman growing up in Suburbia, USA, not only does he fail to make the prestigious high school ski team (again), but his beloved sweetheart, Beth, also leaves him for Roy… more »


Lane Myer:
Sorry Johnny, I don't have a dime.

Johnny:
Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars.

Lane Myer:
My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis. Bye!

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