The Andy Griffith Show1960

Sheriff Andy Taylor:
Now, here, here is a map of the United States.

Ernest T. Bass:
"United States."

Sheriff Andy Taylor:
That's right. Now the United States is bounded on the north by Canada, on the south by Mexico, on the east by the Atlantic Ocean, and on the west by - uh, would, uh, you happen to know that?

Ernest T. Bass:
[thinks] Old Man Kelsey's woods!

Sheriff Andy Taylor:
No. All the way to the edge - big body of water.

Ernest T. Bass:
Old Man Kelsey's crick!

Sheriff Andy Taylor:
Ocean.

Ernest T. Bass:
Old Man Kelsey's ocean!

Sheriff Andy Taylor:
Pacific Ocean.

Ernest T. Bass:
"Pacific Ocean!"

Sheriff Andy Taylor:
Very good, very good.

Ernest T. Bass:
Yeah, I sure know my boundaries good, don't I?

Sheriff Andy Taylor:
You sure do.

Ernest T. Bass:
[frowns] Just as long as they don't change 'em 'fore I take my test.