The Big Bang Theory2007

[first lines]

Raj Koothrappali:
So anyway, last night on video-chat I spent like twenty minutes just staring into Lucy's eyes.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Sounds romantic.

Raj Koothrappali:
It was until I realized the screen had frozen. Still one of my top three dates of all time.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Are we ever going to hang out with this girl?

Raj Koothrappali:
I'd love that, but she's not really comfortable around people.

Sheldon Cooper:
Yeah, I used to be uncomfortable around people, but then I learned a trick; I pretend everyone I meet is a beloved character from Star Trek.

Leonard Hofstadter:
How's that working for you?

Sheldon Cooper:
Oh, like a charm, Unnamed Crewman in a Red Shirt.