The Big Bang Theory2007

[first lines]

Howard Wolowitz:
[on cellphone] Ma, ma, calm dow- listen to me! I know it says click with the mouse, but on a laptop the trackpad is the mouse. Now put your finger on it.

Howard Wolowitz:
Doesn't matter which finger.

Howard Wolowitz:
Good choice. Now move it down to your e-mail icon.

Howard Wolowitz:
The little envelope.

Howard Wolowitz:
What do you mean what does it look like? It looks like an envelope!

Howard Wolowitz:
Fine, you don't like the computer, don't use it!

Howard Wolowitz:
Sure. We can exchange it for a salad spinner. Good-bye.

Raj Koothrappali:
That's a Hanukkah present you're regretting, huh?

Sheldon Cooper:
I won't say that all senior citizens who can't master technology should be publicly flogged. But, if we made an example of one or two it might give the others incentive to try harder.