The Big Bang Theory

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The Big Bang Theory is an American television sitcom created by Chuck Lorre and Bill Prady, both of whom serve as executive producers on the series, along with Steven Molaro. All three also serve as head writers. The show premiered on CBS on Septemb… more »



Sheldon Cooper:
What would constitute a perfect day for you?

Penny:
Oh. Well, I'd probably sleep in, do a little yoga, then lie on the beach while cute cabana boys brought me drinks, and probably get a massage, and then cap off the night with some dancing.

Sheldon Cooper:
That's it?

Penny:
Yeah, why?

Sheldon Cooper:
You didn't mention Leonard.

Penny:
[pauses, looking a little guilty] He's there.

Sheldon Cooper:
I don't think so. Leonard can't stand yoga, the beach, massages, or dancing.

Penny:
Yeah, well, he brought a book, okay, what's yours?

Sheldon Cooper:
Yeah, uh, I wake up. Uh, I enjoy some French toast with butter and syrup. Then a wormhole opens and whisks me millions of years into the future, where my towering intellect is used to save the last remnants of mankind from a predatory alien race.

Penny:
Interesting. You didn't mention Amy.

Sheldon Cooper:
Who do you think made the French toast with butter and syrup?

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