The Boondocks2005

Ed Wuncler III:
Look! He got a weapon!

Gin Rummy:
Whoa, wait a minute now. Put the gun down.

Store Owner:
Gun? What gun? I'm not holding gun. Guys, it's me. Ed, your father helped me build this store.

Gin Rummy:
I don't know you, motherf***er! Now, put down the weapon! Put it down!

Store Owner:
There is no weapon! Look!

Gin Rummy:
Drop the weapon!

Officer Frank:
I... I don't see a weapon!

Huey Freeman:
There is no weapon! They're robbin' the store!

Store Owner:
I am not holding a weapon! I am not holding a weapon!

Gin Rummy:
Officer, this motherf***er's got a gun pointed at you! Do you wanna die?

Officer Frank:
What?

Gin Rummy:
Do you want to die?

Officer Frank:
I... I don't want to die!

Huey Freeman:
He does not have a gun!

Gin Rummy:
He does have a gun, officer, trust me! The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence!

Officer Frank:
I don't see a gun!

Ed Wuncler III:
Man, f*** this sh*t! Who's side are you on? Mine, or this motherf***er who's obviously of terrorist descent?

Officer Frank:
Wait... I think I can see the gun now.

Gin Rummy:
Good! Now we all see the weapon! Now you hand over that weapon on the count of three, or I swear to almighty God, I'll blow your f***ing head off! One!

Store Owner:
I can't give you a weapon I'm not holding! You're thinking of the Korean store, North of here!

Gin Rummy:
Two!

Officer Frank:
Is he... still holding it?

Huey Freeman:
He is not holding a weapon!

Gin Rummy:
Time's up!