The Boondocks2005

Robert 'Granddad' Freeman:
[watching his blind date messily eat] Do you know what? I've had it. This sucks!

Ugly Woman:
What's wrong with you?

Robert 'Granddad' Freeman:
You know what's wrong with me! When was this picture taken, 1964?

[Indicating the picture she gave him of a younger more attractive woman]

Ugly Woman:
You saying I don't look like my picture?

Robert 'Granddad' Freeman:
I'm saying you probably never looked like this damn picture, this ain't you!

Ugly Woman:
So is all that you care about is looks?

Robert 'Granddad' Freeman:
YES!

Ugly Woman:
Well excuse me for thinking you liked me for who I was on the inside!

Robert 'Granddad' Freeman:
Well, you're a liar on the inside, this whole relationship is based on a lie, an UGLY lie! Why the hell does this keep happening to me? God what did I do to deserve this? This is payback for what? What did I do to you? Tell me.

Ugly Woman:
Nigga, you ain't no Denzel, hell you ain't even no Flava Flav!

Robert 'Granddad' Freeman:
Time after time after time. There ought to be a law, lock em up, charge em with fraud, I'd be snitchin' on ugly women all day, I should give em the chair, electrify their ugly asses, dry pool that switch quick!