The Boondocks2005

Gin Rummy:
Whoa. Bushido Brown. Aw, damn, I was afraid of this.

Ed Wuncler III:
Who's Bushido Brown?

Gin Rummy:
A bona fide bad motherf***er, that's who. You remember when Oprah made those comments about the beef industry?

Riley:
No.

Gin Rummy:
Oh. Well, a few years back, Oprah said some sh*t on her show about beef. You know, Mad Cow Disease or some sh*t. Anyway, the beef industry didn't exactly find that sh*t amusing. They figured they'd send a crew of armed Texans to teach Oprah a lesson. Ex-Marines, ex-Texas Rangers, rouges, that kinda sh*t. But Oprah had hired Bushido Brown as her personal boydguard. Apparently, only one dude managed to actually lay a hand on Oprah's office door. They say... Bushido Brown kept that hand.

Ed Wuncler III:
...I think I just sh*t myself.