Spaceballs

     

Spaceballs1987

Stars: Mel Brooks, John Candy, Ronny Graham, Rick Moranis, Bill Pullman
Genre: Adventure, Comedy, Sci-Fi
Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 96 minutes

Mel Brooks's 1987 parody of the Star Wars trilogy is a jumble of jokes rather than a comic feature, and, predictably, some of those jokes work better than others. The cast, including Brooks in two roles, more or less mimics the principal characters … more »


Dark Helmet:
Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!

Laser Gunner:
Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!

Dark Helmet:
Who made that man a gunner?

Dark Helmet:
Who is he?

Colonel Sandurz:
He's an a**hole sir.

Dark Helmet:
I know that! What's his name?

Colonel Sandurz:
That is his name sir. A**hole, Major A**hole!

Dark Helmet:
And his cousin?

Colonel Sandurz:
He's an a**hole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip A**hole!

Dark Helmet:
How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?

Dark Helmet:
I knew it. I'm surrounded by a**holes!

Dark Helmet:
Keep firing, a**holes!

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