The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy1981

[Zaphod, Trillian, Arthur, Ford, and Marvin are attempting to escape a stuntship that's going to hit the sun. Zaphod is holding Ford up so he can search the upper regions of the ship]

Zaphod Beeblebrox:
Hey Ford, how many escape capsules are there?

Ford Prefect:
None.

Zaphod Beeblebrox:
You counted them?

Ford Prefect:
Twice! Raise the crew on the radio?

Zaphod Beeblebrox:
Yeah. I told them there were a whole bunch of people on board.

Ford Prefect:
And they said?

Zaphod Beeblebrox:
'Hi there.'

Ford Prefect:
Did you tell them who you were?

Zaphod Beeblebrox:
Yeah. They said it was a great honor.

Arthur Dent:
What does teleport mean?

Zaphod Beeblebrox:
What did you say?

[Zaphod turns, causing Ford's foot to slip off his hand. Ford yells and falls somewhere offscreen]

Arthur Dent:
Probably the wrong moment...

Zaphod Beeblebrox:
Where does it say teleport?

Arthur Dent:
Well here, underneath this sign that says out of order!

Zaphod Beeblebrox:
Hell's donkeys!

Ford Prefect:
It seems okay, just the automatic guidance, uh, where-ever-it-is-we're-going system is conked up!

Zaphod Beeblebrox:
Who cares where we go? Lets just go!