The Inbetweeners2008

Stars: Simon Bird, James Buckley, Blake Harrison, Joe Thomas
Rating: TV-14
Runtime: 25 minutes

The Inbetweeners is a British coming-of-age sitcom television series, which originally aired on E4 from 2008–2010, that was created and written by Damon Beesley and Iain Morris. The series follows the misadventures of suburban teenager Will (Simon B… more »

Will McKenzie:
Look, I put a lot of effort into this! I made a really nice coq au vin...

Jay Cartwright:
[laughs] Cock of what?

Simon Cooper:
You don't help yourself, do you?

Will McKenzie:
[sarcastically] Oh yes, I see, 'coq' au vin, very mature! It actually means chicken in wine, doesn't it, Patrice?

Patrice:
[bored] Quoi?

Will McKenzie:
Well, it does, and it doesn't mean cock up my arse, or cock on my head, or...

Simon Cooper:
...you got some cock in the back of a van...

Will McKenzie:
Or that I got some cock in the back of a van! Look, all I wanted was a nice, civilized and sophisticated dinner party. Just something a little different from the usual parties - maybe even the sort of party that girls are impressed by! OK, so there aren't any girls here, but why don't we at least attempt to have a sophisticated conversation? I know it's a tall order, and I'm not expecting sparkling, but let's give it a go, eh, since it is my F***ING BIRTHDAY! [everyone sits in chastened silence for a while]

Neil Sutherland:
How much Lego can you stick up your bum?

Will McKenzie:
Oh, for Christ's sake!

Neil Sutherland:
How much Lego can you get up your bum? Didn't you do it as a kid? Just a triangle one and a long one? Maybe a few singles?

Jay Cartwright:
You are grim, mate.

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