The Inbetweeners2008

Will McKenzie:
Look, I put a lot of effort into this! I made a really nice coq au vin...

Jay Cartwright:
[laughs] Cock of what?

Simon Cooper:
You don't help yourself, do you?

Will McKenzie:
[sarcastically] Oh yes, I see, 'coq' au vin, very mature! It actually means chicken in wine, doesn't it, Patrice?

Patrice:
[bored] Quoi?

Will McKenzie:
Well, it does, and it doesn't mean cock up my arse, or cock on my head, or...

Simon Cooper:
...you got some cock in the back of a van...

Will McKenzie:
Or that I got some cock in the back of a van! Look, all I wanted was a nice, civilized and sophisticated dinner party. Just something a little different from the usual parties - maybe even the sort of party that girls are impressed by! OK, so there aren't any girls here, but why don't we at least attempt to have a sophisticated conversation? I know it's a tall order, and I'm not expecting sparkling, but let's give it a go, eh, since it is my F***ING BIRTHDAY! [everyone sits in chastened silence for a while]

Neil Sutherland:
How much Lego can you stick up your bum?

Will McKenzie:
Oh, for Christ's sake!

Neil Sutherland:
How much Lego can you get up your bum? Didn't you do it as a kid? Just a triangle one and a long one? Maybe a few singles?

Jay Cartwright:
You are grim, mate.