The King of Queens1998

[Arthur gave Lou Ferrigno a copy of his screenplay]

Lou Ferrigno:
Well, Arthur, I read "Reconsidering Sandy," and to tell you the truth, I'm a little confused.

Arthur Spooner:
Confused about what?

Lou Ferrigno:
Well, first of all, there's at least three characters named Mike.

Arthur Spooner:
Let me ask you something, Lou. Have you ever met anyone else named Lou?

Lou Ferrigno:
Well, yes.

Arthur Spooner:
Slice of life, my friend. I just writes it like I sees it. So, what's the next step? Can you get me a meeting at the William-Morris office?

Lou Ferrigno:
I don't think so.

Arthur Spooner:
I understand your problem. Even though you're not right for the lead role of Smithy, I have the perfect role for you: Henchman #2.

Lou Ferrigno:
That's another thing. There's no Henchman #1.