The Office

The Office2005

Genre: Comedy
This U.S. adaptation -- set at a paper company in Scranton, Pa. -- has a similar documentary style to that of the Ricky Gervais-led British original. It features the Dunder-Mifflin staff, which includes characters based on roles in the British show … more »



Dwight Schrute:
All right, who did this? I'm not mad, I just want to know who did it so I can punish them.

Jim Halpert:
What are you talking about?

Dwight Schrute:
Uh, someone, uh, forged medical information, and that is a felony.

Jim Halpert:
Okay, whoa, all right, 'cause that's a pretty intense accusation. How do you know that they're fake?

Dwight Schrute:
Uh, leprosy? Flesh-eating bacteria? Hot dog fingers. Government created killer nano robot infection. [to Jim] You did this, didn't you?

Jim Halpert:
Absolutely not.

Dwight Schrute:
Yes you did.

Jim Halpert:
No I didn't.

Dwight Schrute:
I know it was you. Okay, fine, you know what? I'm going to have interview each and every one of you until the perpetrator makes him or herself known. And until that time, there will be no health care coverage for anyone.

[Dwight slams door to his workspace]

Jim Halpert:
[to Pam] Killer nano robots?

Pam Beesly:
It's an epidemic.

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