The Simpsons

The Simpsons1989

Director: weaseltoncelive
Genre: Animation
This long-running animated comedy focuses on the eponymous family in the town of Springfield in an unnamed U.S. state. The head of the Simpson family, Homer, is not a typical family man. A nuclear-plant employee, he does his best to lead his family … more »



[Homer is in the voting booth, looking at his choices:
Barack Obama or Mitt Romney]

Homer:
Barack Obama... I don't know. I already have one wife telling me to eat healthy and he promised me death panels and Grampa's still alive. Mitt Romney? I hear he wears magic underpants. I expect the leader of the free world to go commando. Plus, his horse totally choked at the Olympics. On the other hand, he *did* invent Obamacare.

[votes for Romney]

Voting Machine:
Thank you for voting Mitt Romney. You may now see his tax return.

[tax return is displayed on screen]

Homer:
What's this? Medical deduction for a personality implant? He has six wives all named Ann. The government paid *him* taxes for five years! I've got to tell the press!

[a man-sized tube extends from the voting booth and begins to suck Homer in]

Voting Machine:
You are now being outsourced.

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