The Simpsons1989

Moe:
Moe's Tavern.

Bart:
Uh, yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine. Last name Jass, first name Hugh.

Moe:
Hold on, I'll check. [calls] Hugh Jass! Hey, I want a Hugh Jass! Oh, somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!

Hugh Jass:
Uh, I'm Hugh Jass.

Moe:
Telephone.

Hugh Jass:
Hello, this is Hugh Jass.

Bart:
Uh, hi.

Hugh Jass:
Who's this?

Bart:
Bart Simpson.

Hugh Jass:
What can I do for you, Bart?

Bart:
Uh, look, I'll level with you, mister. This is a crank call that sorta back-fired, and I'd like to bail out right now.

Hugh Jass:
All right. Better luck next time.

[hangs up]

Hugh Jass:
What a nice young man.