The Simpsons

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This long-running animated comedy focuses on the eponymous family in the town of Springfield in an unnamed U.S. state. The head of the Simpson family, Homer, is not a typical family man. A nuclear-plant employee, he does his best to lead his family … more »



Apu:
[singing] Whether igloo, hut, or geodesic dome there's no structure that I've been to that I'd rather call my home. When I first arrived you were all such jerks but now I've come to love your quirks. Maggie with her eyes so bright, Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright, Lisa can phyliosophize, Bart's adept at spinning lies, Homer's a delightful fellow, sorry about the samonella.

Homer:
[laughing] That's okay.

Apu:
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart, now here's the tricky part, oh won't you rhyme with me? Who needs the Kwwik-E-Mart?

Marge:
Their floors are stik-e-mart.

Lisa:
They made dad sik-e-mart.

Bart:
Let's hurl a brik-e-mart.

Homer:
The Kwik-E-Mart is real... D'OH!

Homer, Marge, Lisa, Bart:
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?

Apu:
Not me!

Homer, Marge, Lisa, Bart:
Forget the Kwik-E-Mart. Good bye to Kwik-E-Mart. Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?

Apu:
Not me.

Homer:
Everything wrapped up nicely. Earlier than usual.

Marge:
I guess happiness is wherever you find it.

Homer:
And we've all found happiness. Every one of us.

Apu:
[Sobbing]

Homer:
What's that sound?

Apu:
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? I do.

Homer:
Hey! He lied to us through song. I hate it when people do that.

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