The Simpsons1989

Genre: Animation
This long-running animated comedy focuses on the eponymous family in the town of Springfield in an unnamed U.S. state. The head of the Simpson family, Homer, is not a typical family man. A nuclear-plant employee, he does his best to lead his family … more »

Homer:
Well, there's not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol is sure doing its job.

Lisa:
That's specious reasoning, Dad.

Homer:
Thank you, sweetie.

Lisa:
Dad, what if I were to tell you that this rock keeps away tigers.

Homer:
Uh-huh, and how does it work?

Lisa:
It doesn't work. It's just a stupid rock.

Homer:
I see.

Lisa:
But you don't see any tigers around, do you?

Homer:
Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock.

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